Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
