id be glad to
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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