he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
sex in a hospital.. check
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
