just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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