But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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