Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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