I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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