I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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