Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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