Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
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ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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