Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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