would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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