So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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