You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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