What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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