I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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