Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
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tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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