I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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