what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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