Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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