You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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