I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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