were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
my god I love twenty year old dicks
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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