remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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