so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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