Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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