She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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