Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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