So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
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...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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