Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Randomize