i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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