He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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