Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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