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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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