My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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