you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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