The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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