went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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