You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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