so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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