with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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