remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We need to get me chipped asap
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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