So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Quick, to the slutcave!
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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