Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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