Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
And then he peed in my hair
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