my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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