So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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