i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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