This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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