No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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