he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
