I want to stick my p in your. b.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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