remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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