im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
This couple is walking their pig around campus
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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