i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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